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Growth Phases

  • Phase 1 โ€” Uncut: Fresh spawn, default length. Zero burn. Learn the ropes.
  • Phase 2 โ€” The Trim: Circumcised look, same default length. Unlocks dickoin โ†’ $GROWDY swap.
  • Phase 3 โ€” Stretching: Length increases. Burn kicks in โ€” IMPOTENT bar drains every second.
  • Phase 4 โ€” Extended: Even longer than Phase 3. Higher burn, bigger rewards.
  • Phase 5 โ€” Full Bush: More length + testicle hair starts growing.
  • Phase 6 โ€” Legend: Absurd length, thick bush. Season Exit eligible.

Burn & Impotent

  • Phases 1โ€“2 are safe โ€” zero operating costs.
  • From Phase 3 onward, operating costs drain your IMPOTENT bar every second (Burn Rate).
  • Watch your Runway. If IMPOTENT bar hits 0, you go IMPOTENT: bar refills and you drop one phase.
  • Panic option: LIQUIDATE ASSETS converts all dickoin โ†’ IMPOTENT bar at 1:1 to stay hard.

Workers vs Skills

  • Workers โ€” Pump Station, Trim Clinic, Stretch Unit, Skin Forge, Raid Squad.
  • Skills โ€” Growth Access, Guild Raids.
  • Stack both. Passive covers burn; clicks accelerate phase unlocks.

Grow Gacha

  • Unlock: Phase 2+ โ€” you need $GROWDY from the P2E swap.
  • Cost: 50 $GROWDY per pull.
  • Zonk (~55%) โ€” Nothing (empty) ยท Dickoin Dust (+1โ€“2 crumbs).
  • Common (~43%) โ€” Tiny Dickoin Pouch ยท IMPOTENT Relief (+5% bar).
  • Rare (~1.7%) โ€” Click Frenzy (1.15ร—, 30s) ยท Idle Rush (1.1ร—, 30s).
  • Epic (~0.048%) โ€” GROWDY Rebate (+3) ยท Mega Cache (small jackpot).
  • Legendary (~0.002%) โ€” Golden Grow: 1.3ร— click & passive for 45s.
  • New buffs replace the old one โ€” they do not stack.

Guild Raids

  • Schedule: Raid windows open on a fixed timer (e.g. 48 hours). Only progress during the window counts.
  • Entry: Join a guild and lock a $GROWDY fee when the raid starts. Every entry fee goes into one prize pool.
  • Scoring: Guild score = sum of all members' dickoin earned, highest phase reached, and clicks โ€” measured only inside the raid window.
  • Winner: The guild with the highest total score when the window closes takes the pool.
  • Payout: Winning guild members split the pool by contribution โ€” if you contributed 20% of your guild's score, you get 20% of the pool. Non-winners forfeit their entry fee.
  • Prep in-game: Guild Raids skill adds +10% max IMPOTENT bar per level. Raid Squad worker (Phase 5+) adds passive dickoin and sustain for the grind.

Swap & Tax

  • Phase 2 unlocks swap โ€” convert dickoin โ†’ $GROWDY in the P2E panel. Every swap is taxed.
  • Hold more $GROWDY to unlock lower tax tiers:
  • 0 $GROWDY โ†’ 80% tax
  • 1โ€“1K โ†’ 50%
  • 1Kโ€“10K โ†’ 25%
  • 10K+ โ†’ 10%
  • Trading skill โ€” coming in a future update. HODL $GROWDY for lower tax tiers today.

The Goal

  • Survive to Phase 6 (EXIT). Qualify for the Season Reset prize pool.
  • Hold your position through the reset to earn your $GROWDY pool share.
  • Impotent demotes you โ€” manage burn, liquidate when needed, and never stop hustling.

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