How to Play
Ready to grow! ๐ฑ
Growth Phases
- Phase 1 โ Uncut: Fresh spawn, default length. Zero burn. Learn the ropes.
- Phase 2 โ The Trim: Circumcised look, same default length. Unlocks dickoin โ $GROWDY swap.
- Phase 3 โ Stretching: Length increases. Burn kicks in โ IMPOTENT bar drains every second.
- Phase 4 โ Extended: Even longer than Phase 3. Higher burn, bigger rewards.
- Phase 5 โ Full Bush: More length + testicle hair starts growing.
- Phase 6 โ Legend: Absurd length, thick bush. Season Exit eligible.
Burn & Impotent
- Phases 1โ2 are safe โ zero operating costs.
- From Phase 3 onward, operating costs drain your IMPOTENT bar every second (Burn Rate).
- Watch your Runway. If IMPOTENT bar hits 0, you go IMPOTENT: bar refills and you drop one phase.
- Panic option: LIQUIDATE ASSETS converts all dickoin โ IMPOTENT bar at 1:1 to stay hard.
Workers vs Skills
- Workers โ Pump Station, Trim Clinic, Stretch Unit, Skin Forge, Raid Squad.
- Skills โ Growth Access, Guild Raids.
- Stack both. Passive covers burn; clicks accelerate phase unlocks.
Grow Gacha
- Unlock: Phase 2+ โ you need $GROWDY from the P2E swap.
- Cost: 50 $GROWDY per pull.
- Zonk (~55%) โ Nothing (empty) ยท Dickoin Dust (+1โ2 crumbs).
- Common (~43%) โ Tiny Dickoin Pouch ยท IMPOTENT Relief (+5% bar).
- Rare (~1.7%) โ Click Frenzy (1.15ร, 30s) ยท Idle Rush (1.1ร, 30s).
- Epic (~0.048%) โ GROWDY Rebate (+3) ยท Mega Cache (small jackpot).
- Legendary (~0.002%) โ Golden Grow: 1.3ร click & passive for 45s.
- New buffs replace the old one โ they do not stack.
Guild Raids
- Schedule: Raid windows open on a fixed timer (e.g. 48 hours). Only progress during the window counts.
- Entry: Join a guild and lock a $GROWDY fee when the raid starts. Every entry fee goes into one prize pool.
- Scoring: Guild score = sum of all members' dickoin earned, highest phase reached, and clicks โ measured only inside the raid window.
- Winner: The guild with the highest total score when the window closes takes the pool.
- Payout: Winning guild members split the pool by contribution โ if you contributed 20% of your guild's score, you get 20% of the pool. Non-winners forfeit their entry fee.
- Prep in-game: Guild Raids skill adds +10% max IMPOTENT bar per level. Raid Squad worker (Phase 5+) adds passive dickoin and sustain for the grind.
Swap & Tax
- Phase 2 unlocks swap โ convert dickoin โ $GROWDY in the P2E panel. Every swap is taxed.
- Hold more $GROWDY to unlock lower tax tiers:
- 0 $GROWDY โ 80% tax
- 1โ1K โ 50%
- 1Kโ10K โ 25%
- 10K+ โ 10%
- Trading skill โ coming in a future update. HODL $GROWDY for lower tax tiers today.
The Goal
- Survive to Phase 6 (EXIT). Qualify for the Season Reset prize pool.
- Hold your position through the reset to earn your $GROWDY pool share.
- Impotent demotes you โ manage burn, liquidate when needed, and never stop hustling.
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